June 2012
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Ranting.
[[MORE]]My brother has a history of not being able to pay for bills on time and not being able to budget at all. He ended up marrying someone that no one in my family really likes, mostly because she doesn’t WANT to get a job, she just wants to be a stay at home mom. That’s beyond the point, I’ll let the fact that she had a kid from someone else go, since it was never MY problem...
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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Listenliaby: adamwithoutsound: infiniteken: ...
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May 2012
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whoaitsmylene: anditslove: THIS IS SO AWESOME
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
May 27th
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There's so many things going through my mind right...
I know this feeling, it’s all too familiar…
May 26th
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I need to stop looking at shoes... →
May 23rd
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Just bought more fabric!
I made a pair of pants last week, and almost finished a vest (but I ran out of fabric, and they were out of it this week, nooo!!!) I bought enough for another pair of pants (different style) and a vest (making sure I have enough fabric, lol) for $70 >.> sad… it’ll be worth it though! I can’t wait to get pictures of my pants, though! They were such a success :)
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April 2012
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steelgunna: feltonfuckfest: youhavethatrumble: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME. PERFECT ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN IS PERFECT. Epic win. That is just perfect.
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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steelgunna asked: Well, duh! Keep smiling!
Apr 17th
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steelgunna asked: Why are you so cute?
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February 2012
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Feb 16th
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Tattoos and Chivalry: Why we ride →
dubyadeeforty: “There is cold, and there is cold on a motorcycle. Cold on a motorcycle is like being beaten with cold hammers while being kicked with cold boots, a bone bruising cold. The wind’s big hands squeeze the heat out of my body and whisk it away; caught in a cold October rain, the drops don’t even feel…
Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
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Personality Test →
I’m the Inspirer. It seems to suit me well. …warm, enthusiastic people, typically very bright and full of potential. They live in a world of possibilities, and an be very passionate and excited about things… …They have a strong need to be independent, and resist being controlled or labelled… 
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All hope is not lost!
After what feels like years of frustration (well, it was about a year and a half…), I get a job that I’m okay with. Some back up information about me and my military mishaps: - Originally from VA, enlisted in VA - Went to basic, came back for ROTC - Didn’t get in state tuition because my unit wasn’t in MD - Found out later, it was possible, because my unit was within...
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etherfish asked: Haha totally badass! though I believe it may just be a cinema trend hehe. Awesome that you are a motorcyclist! What do you ride?
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